Mario

Mario is the mascot of Nintendo as well as the older brother of Luigi, current husband of Rosalina and ex-husband of Princess Peach. He started dating Rosalina after Peach divorced him in 2007.

As of 2016, he is currently suffering from an inner demon taking in the form of his imaginary dropped-off son named Jeffy which Rosalina continuously scolds him for.

Likes

 * Luigi
 * Rosalina
 * Black Yoshi
 * Shrek
 * Toad
 * Pauline

Dislikes/Hates

 * Bowser
 * Princess Peach
 * Badman
 * Jeffy (His Inner Demon)
 * House Payments
 * Wario and WaLuigi
 * Losing His Hat
 * Rosalina not appearing in SML videos
 * Logan Thirtyacre (now)
 * The Game Theorists
 * Sonic the Hedgehog (rival)

Trivia

 * In the UnSpongeBob Universe:
 * Mario is a hybrid of all counterparts from SML, the cartoon series and Nintendo.
 * He is revealed to be 26 years old (by appearance) and is the same age as Sonic.
 * He dislikes The Game Theorists for making people falsely believe Rosalina is Luigi's daughter when in reality she isn't.
 * Mario is a Sith.
 * His head is allergic to chocolate milk.